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The Ride to Brooklyn
Big Rhody & Sal “The Listener” Mareno
The rain started somewhere around New Haven.
Not pouring. Just enough to keep the highway shiny and throw mist behind every tractor trailer heading south on I-95.
Sal was driving.
One hand on the wheel. Other hand tapping ash out the cracked window even though the cigarette was basically smoking itself in the wind.
“You ever had a real Brooklyn slice?” he asked.
I laughed.
“Here we go.”
“I’m serious,” Sal said. “Not that Rhode Island ‘New York style’ nonsense. I’m talkin’ fold-the-slice-in-half, grease-through-the-paper-plate, can of Coke so cold your teeth hurt type pizza.”
“We drivin’ three hours for pizza?”
“We’re drivin’ three hours because you got a meeting tomorrow. The pizza’s a bonus.”
Classic Sal.
Guy never sounded excited about anything, but somehow made everything sound important.
That’s why they called him The Listener.
Not because he talked.
Because he didn’t.
Most gamblers run their mouths too much. They wanna tell you who they got. Why they got ‘em. What lock they heard from a cousin’s barber’s bookie’s nephew.
Sal just listened.
Twenty years in barber shops, corner stores, sportsbook lines, local bars from Providence to Brooklyn — the guy learned how to read people better than point spreads.
“You know how I got the nickname?” he asked.
“I assumed because you stare at people like an FBI profiler.”
Sal laughed.
“Nah. I got it ‘cause I shut the hell up.”
He pointed at me.
“Everybody tells you who they are if you let ‘em talk long enough.”
“That’s deep.”
“It ain’t deep. It’s gambling.”
Rain smacked the windshield harder now.
Traffic slowed near the Bronx split.
Sal adjusted in his seat.
“You know where I learned the most about betting?”
“Sportsbooks?”
“Nope.”
“Bookies?”
“Nope.”
“Where then?”
“Barber shops.”
I laughed.
“I’m serious,” he said. “You wanna know where public money’s goin’? Listen to regular guys.”
He started counting on his fingers.
“Construction guys. Cops. Firefighters. Degenerates. Accountants. Guys hittin’ scratch tickets while ordering egg sandwiches.”
“That’s the market.”
He tapped the dashboard.
“Stats matter. Injuries matter. But public emotion? That’s the real weather report.”
That was Sal.
Guy talked about betting like philosophy.
“You know what the worst phrase in gambling history is?” he asked.
“Can’t lose?”
“No.”
He looked over at me.
“‘Sure thing.’”
I laughed immediately.
“Oh boy.”
“I’m tellin’ you right now,” Sal said, “every disaster story in gambling starts with somebody sayin’ ‘it’s a sure thing.’”
He got quiet for a second.
Then started smiling to himself.
“Oh man.”
“What?”
“You just reminded me of Vinny Catalano.”
“Who’s that?”
Sal shook his head slowly.
“Guy from Bensonhurst. Complete lunatic.”
“That narrows it down none.”
“I’m serious. This guy once put up the deed to his house for twenty grand cash because he got a ‘sure thing’ from somebody connected to a college basketball team.”
“No shot.”
“I swear on my mother.”
“What was the game?”
“Some random MAAC game in like 1998.”
I almost choked laughing.
“THE MAAC?”
“Yup.”
“For twenty grand?!”
Sal nodded.
“Guy’s wife thought he was refinancing.”
“What happened?”
“What do you think happened?”
“The favorite lost?”
“The favorite was up eighteen at halftime.”
“Oh no.”
Sal slapped the steering wheel laughing now.
“Other team switched to a full-court press in the second half. Favorite couldn’t inbound the damn ball.”
“No way.”
“Turnovers. Technical foul. Crowd gets hot. Whole thing flipped.”
“What happened to the guy?”
“Divorced two years later.”
“Because of the bet?”
Sal shrugged.
“Probably didn’t help.”
We both started laughing.
That’s gambling stories.
Half tragedy. Half comedy.
Sometimes both simultaneously.
“You know the biggest parlay I ever personally saw hit?” Sal asked.
“How much?”
“Forty dollars into one hundred and eighteen grand.”
I looked over immediately.
“No.”
“Yup.”
“Football?”
“Baseball.”
“Impossible.”
“That’s exactly why nobody noticed the guy.”
Sal leaned back in his seat.
“Quiet Dominican dude from Queens. Came into a local spot every day. Never flashy. Always ordered coffee. Never celebrated wins.”
“What’d he hit?”
“Twelve-leg baseball parlay.”
I stared at him.
“Twelve?”
Sal nodded.
“And this wasn’t modern same-game parlay nonsense either. Straight sides.”
“No way.”
“I swear.”
“What was the last leg?”
Sal smiled.
“Seattle Mariners.”
“Oh God.”
“Sunday Night Baseball.”
“I’d die.”
“He almost did.”
Rain hammered harder now.
We crossed deeper into New York traffic.
Sal continued.
“Nobody even knew he was alive in the last inning. Guy looked like he was waiting for a dentist appointment.”
“What happened?”
“Mariners down one. Bottom eighth. Two on.”
He paused dramatically.
“Grand slam?”
“Three-run homer.”
I slapped the dashboard.
“No way.”
“Place exploded.”
“I woulda fainted.”
“That’s the difference between amateurs and real gamblers,” Sal said. “Real gamblers barely react.”
“Bullshit.”
“I’m serious.”
“What’d the guy do?”
Sal deadpanned perfectly.
“Finished his coffee.”
“No shot.”
“Ticket writer asked him if he was okay.”
“And?”
“He goes…”
Sal lowered his voice calmly.
“‘I’m alright. Lemme get another coffee.’”
We were both crying laughing now.
“That’s psycho behavior.”
“That’s baseball gamblers.”
We drove another few miles quietly.
Then Sal spoke again.
“You know the biggest mistake people make with betting now?”
“What?”
“They confuse access with edge.”
I looked over.
“That’s actually good.”
“It’s true.”
He pointed toward my phone sitting in the cupholder.
“Everybody thinks because they can bet twenty-four hours a day now, they’re smarter gamblers.”
He shook his head.
“Nah. They’re just gambling more.”
The highway opened up a little.
Skyline glowing faint in the distance.
“You miss the old days?” I asked.
Sal thought about it.
“A little.”
“Just a little?”
He shrugged.
“Listen… I love the apps too. I ain’t pretending I don’t.”
“Right.”
“They’re convenient. Easier. Better lines sometimes. Live betting’s incredible.”
“But?”
Sal smiled out the windshield.
“But there used to be more ceremony.”
That word hung there for a second.
Ceremony.
“That’s the perfect word actually,” I said.
“Right?”
“Yeah.”
He nodded.
“People used to physically GO somewhere to gamble.”
Sportsbooks.
Corner bars.
Bookie apartments.
Local casinos.
“You’d spend all week preparing,” he said. “Now guys place twelve bets while brushing their teeth.”
We both laughed again.
“But that’s life,” Sal continued. “Everything speeds up eventually.”
He pointed ahead toward the city lights.
“Doesn’t mean the old world disappears completely though.”
Brooklyn skyline finally appearing now.
“You hungry?” Sal asked.
“For the famous slice?”
He smiled.
“Slice and a Coke.”
“Cold Coke?”
“Freezing cold.”
“And this better be life-changing after all this hype.”
Sal grinned.
“Kid…”
He merged into traffic.
“…I don’t miss on pizza.”
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Title Town
Title Town
Big Rhody & South Boston Billy at Fenway
The first thing South Boston Billy said to me outside Fenway was:
“Kid… we had NO idea how good we had it.”
That’s how the whole conversation started.
Not about the pitching matchup.
Not about the standings.
Not even about the game.
Just that sentence.
We were standing outside Gate B on a warm Saturday afternoon, the city buzzing the way only Boston buzzes when baseball weather finally hits right. Jerseys everywhere. Sausage carts smoking. College kids already half-banged up three hours before first pitch.
Fenway still smells the same.
Beer.
Street onions.
History.
The Red Sox had just taken two out of three from the Yankees the week before, and the crowd had life again. A younger kid nearby was talking about playoff scenarios in May like he’d personally seen twenty pennants already.
Billy just shook his head watching him.
“That kid thinks this is normal,” he said.
And honestly?
He’s not wrong.
Because for almost twenty-five years, Boston sports fans lived inside a fantasy world disguised as reality.
People throw around “Title Town” now almost sarcastically.
But from 2001 through the late 2010s?
That wasn’t hype.
That was fact.
The Patriots won Super Bowls in the 2001, 2003, 2004, 2014, 2016, and 2018 seasons.
The Red Sox broke the Curse in 2004, then won again in 2007, 2013, and 2018.
The Celtics got Banner 17 in 2008 behind Pierce, Garnett, Allen, and Rondo.
The Bruins finally lifted the Cup again in 2011 after decades of heartbreak.
That’s not a lucky stretch.
That’s sports insanity.
Entire cities go fifty years without seeing one championship.
Boston stacked parades like brunch reservations.
And the wildest part?
We got so used to winning that we stopped realizing how historic it all was while it was happening.
Billy handed me a beer as we walked toward Jersey Street.
“You know what screwed us up?” he asked.
“What?”
“Brady.”
I laughed immediately.
“He made everybody think Super Bowls grow on trees.”
“That’s EXACTLY what happened,” Billy said. “Twenty years old now are complainin’ about conference championship losses.”
He pointed toward Fenway.
“Kid, before 2004 people died believing the Sox would never win.”
And that’s the thing younger fans don’t fully understand.
Boston sports used to carry generational pain.
Not frustration.
Pain.
The Red Sox hadn’t won since 1918.
The Patriots were mostly irrelevant before Bill Belichick and Tom Brady changed the trajectory of football history.
The Bruins had heartbreak after heartbreak.
The Celtics, despite their banners, spent years wandering after the Bird era ended.
Then suddenly everything flipped.
And once it flipped?
It never stopped.
We found our seats just before first pitch.
Perfect baseball weather.
The Sox were playing the Mariners that afternoon. Mid-game, Rafael Devers launched a missile over the Monster — his 11th homer of the season — and the place exploded like it was October.
Billy leaned back laughing.
“Fenway’s still the best crowd in baseball when this place cares.”
He wasn’t wrong.
Fenway’s different when the Sox matter.
The stadium breathes differently.
Every foul ball matters.
Every 2-2 pitch feels louder.
And between innings, the conversation drifted the way old Boston sports conversations always do:
toward memory.
“You remember where you were in ‘04?” Billy asked.
Nobody from New England ever forgets where they were when the Red Sox won in 2004.
Nobody.
I laughed immediately.
“Actually yeah. Vegas.”
Billy turned.
“No kidding.”
“My brother was getting married.”
“No way.”
“Swear to God.”
And suddenly I was right back there.
Las Vegas.
October 2004.
I’d already been living there a few years by then, deep in the nightlife world, sportsbook world, local Vegas life.
But that night?
The entire city disappeared for me.
Because Boston finally did it.
Eighty-six years.
Gone.
I remember watching people from New England lose their minds all over Vegas casinos. Strangers hugging. Guys crying at blackjack tables. Bartenders stopping what they were doing just to stare at TVs.
One old guy near the sportsbook at Mandalay Bay just kept repeating:
“I never thought I’d see this.”
Over and over.
Like he needed to convince himself it was real.
Billy nodded slowly listening.
“Yeah,” he said quietly. “That sounds right.”
“What about you?”
Billy smiled immediately.
“Oh I got a good one.”
Of course he did.
Billy claimed he was outside Fenway after Game 4 of the ALCS comeback against the Yankees — after Dave Roberts’ steal became immortal, after Ortiz started turning into a baseball god — when he ended up climbing onto the roof of a random parked delivery truck with about twenty strangers singing ‘Dirty Water’ while cops just stood there laughing.
“No arrests?” I asked.
Billy shrugged.
“Boston police knew better that week.”
That whole city lost its mind in October 2004.
And honestly?
It deserved to.
The comeback against the Yankees alone still sounds fake:
down 0-3…
then four straight wins against your biggest rival…
then sweeping St. Louis for the title.
Sports movies would reject that script for being unrealistic.
A month later, I moved back east.
Perfect timing.
Because then came the parades.
And if you weren’t around New England during that run, it’s impossible to fully explain what it felt like.
The Patriots already had rings by then.
Brady already started becoming Brady.
Then the Sox finally broke through.
Then the Celtics.
Then the Bruins.
It felt like every year ended with duck boats.
Boston became the center of the sports universe.
And we got spoiled.
Horribly spoiled.
By the fifth inning, the conversation turned toward today’s teams.
Billy groaned first.
“The Celtics blew it.”
“They absolutely blew it.”
“Bruins too.”
“Every year lately feels like ‘almost.’”
That’s another weird thing about Boston fans:
even after two decades of dominance, expectations never lowered.
Nobody here celebrates “good seasons.”
Conference finals losses feel like funerals.
Meanwhile fans in half the country would kill for those years.
That perspective hit harder the older we got.
Especially talking Patriots.
Because for me, those dynasty years became personal in a strange way.
I worked at the hotel where the Patriots stayed before home games for years.
So while fans knew them as legends, I got to see them as people too.
And honestly?
Two guys stood out more than anybody.
Tedy Bruschi and Vince Wilfork.
Real people.
Good people.
Not fake nice.
Not celebrity nice.
Actual grounded humans.
Bruschi always carried himself like a leader even off camera. Calm. Respectful. Present.
Wilfork?
Exactly who you hoped he’d be.
Funny. Warm. Treated staff like human beings.
Those details matter to me more now than stats.
Because eventually all athletes become highlights.
But character sticks.
Billy nodded.
“Wilfork was EVERYBODY’S favorite.”
“No question.”
And somehow the conversation circled back to one specific memory.
Celtics playoff run.
Game 7 against Cleveland.
LeBron versus Pierce.
The duel.
Forty-five for LeBron.
Forty-one for Pierce.
Garden absolutely shaking.
“You were there?” Billy asked suddenly.
“Wait…”
We both looked at each other.
“No way.”
“You too?”
Turns out we’d BOTH been at the exact same game.
Same building.
Same night.
Same insanity.
And somehow it got even stranger.
Because after the game, both of us ended up at the exact same South Boston pub afterward.
Different groups.
Different tables.
Same place.
That’s Boston.
Eventually every sports story overlaps somehow.
After the Sox game ended — Boston won 6-4 after Kenley Jansen escaped a messy ninth inning — we decided to head there again.
Just for nostalgia.
The place barely changed.
Still smelled like spilled beer and fryer oil.
Still had framed photos fading on the walls.
Still had old guys arguing about the Patriots draft.
And the second we walked in?
“NO WAY.”
Old friends everywhere.
A guy Billy hadn’t seen in twelve years.
A bartender I recognized immediately.
Somebody yelling about Pedro Martinez.
Another guy still convinced Malcolm Butler should’ve played more snaps his final year in New England.
That’s the thing about Boston sports.
They become family history.
Everybody remembers where they were.
Everybody remembers who they watched with.
Everybody remembers the feeling.
And eventually the conversation stopped being about championships entirely.
It became about time.
About getting older.
About realizing those twenty years flew by.
At some point Billy checked his phone and laughed.
“What?”
“My wife.”
“What’d she say?”
Billy grinned reading the text.
“Grab formula for the baby.”
I laughed.
“And?”
“And stop at the packy for a sixah of Bud Heavies.”
Perfect.
Absolutely perfect.
Because that’s New England too.
One minute you’re reliving dynasties and arguing Brady versus Mahomes.
Next minute you’re buying baby formula and beer on the way home.
Life keeps moving.
Dynasties end.
Players retire.
Kids grow up.
The Garden changes.
Fenway changes.
The Patriots aren’t the Patriots anymore.
But for one unbelievable stretch of time?
Boston sports fans lived inside history.
And most of us didn’t even realize it while it was happening.
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